15 garden features which prove you're working-class
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Loading... - Dandan Huang
- 30 Mar 2023
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Want to make your neighbours worry they’ve accidentally moved in next to a working-class family? Here’s what to put in your garden.
Huge playset
Not content with a single, tasteful wooden swing, a working-class household maximises fun for the kids by squeezing an entire adventure playground onto a three metre square lawn.
Rusty barbecue
Frighten your middle-class neighbours by leaving this harbinger of raucous, boozy parties in your garden all year round.
Hot tub with lights
And not a wood-fired hot tub made from reclaimed floorboards. A massive plastic one with jets.
B&Q summer house
The idea of having a garden room for summer is very aspirational, but this one gets f**king boiling so is instead used for late night darts and smoking.
Mooning garden gnome
The couple next door who recently moved from the city spend a long time convincing themselves that this tacky ornament is ironic. It isn’t. Read More…
