Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Funny Answers

Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the funny answers guys give: Are you a player? Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season. Why do you wan’t my Pin? Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons. Can you die for me? Ans: My name is surely not Romeo My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do? Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a Nokia 3310. If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny will happen? Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil. Hope you won’t break my Heart? Ans: If you don’t put it at the edge of the table. Can you take me out? Ans: Sorry are you in prison? Can you come and pick me up? Ans: Are you a beans seed? I think I’ve missed my period Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class! Can’t you get a Car? Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in college? Feel free to add yours…