10 Ways to Warm Yourself in Winter Without Gas or Electricity
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- 05 Sep 2022
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Here at the Squib we like to think we care for our readers, and this is why we are going to give you 10 tips you may find useful that will help you survive this coming winter when energy prices rise by over 90%.
10 Tips to Stay Warm in Winter
1. Wear 10 – 20 layers of clothes at all times, even in bed. Your clothes should preferably be made from the finest Scottish or Welsh sheep’s wool. If you can’t get wool, you can shave your cat or dog, if you still have one, and stick the fur with glue on any jacket. Also wrapping yourself with a layer of newspaper might make a difference but probably won’t.
2. Have a freezing cold shower in the mornings, as this will invigorate your system and warm you up naturally. If you show symptoms of hypothermia, or your toes fall off from frostbite, find solace in the fact that hospitals usually have their radiators switched on.
3. Build a fireplace if you already do not have one in your home. You can burn pretty much anything in a fire to make heat, including books from your library, furniture, and devalued pound notes that are now completely worthless bits of paper.
4. Run everywhere. You need a cup of cold tea? Run to the kitchen fast. You need to go to the toilet for a pee? Run to the toilet and back. Be careful not to trip up and do yourself an injury. Running everywhere will build up a sweat. Remember ‘elf ‘n’ safety’.
5. Stay in bed all day. That’s what the poor do in winter. Now that everyone will be poor, you will have to do that as well. Read More…
