5 Reasons You Should Never Be Faithful to Your Partner
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Loading... - Samarth Hayer
- 30 Sep 2024
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In today's society, the notion of being faithful to one's partner is often touted as a virtue. But let's be real, folks, what's the fun in that? Monogamy is so last season. Here are five compelling reasons why you should ditch the idea of fidelity and live your best, most promiscuous life.
1. Variety is the Spice of Life (and Relationships)
Why settle for one flavor when you can have a whole buffet of options? Being faithful means limiting yourself to one partner, one set of skills, one... well, one everything. Where's the excitement in that? By exploring the vast expanse of potential partners, you'll never get bored. Your taste buds (and other body parts) will thank you.
2. Fidelity is So... Basic
Let's face it, being faithful is the epitome of basic. It's like wearing socks with sandals or using Comic Sans – it's just not cool. The truly enlightened individuals know that true freedom lies in the ability to make poor life choices, like cheating on your partner. Don't be a sheep; be a wolf, and howl at the moon of infidelity.
3. Jealousy is a Total Turn-Off
Who needs the drama and angst that comes with being faithful? Jealousy is a major buzzkill, and it's much easier to avoid it altogether by, you know, not caring about your partner's whereabouts. Think about it: no more sleepless nights wondering if they're texting someone else, no more awkward conversations about "who's that person in the Instagram comments?" – blissful ignorance is the key to a happy relationship.
4. Your Partner is Probably Cheating Anyway
Let's be real, statistics show that at least 50% of partners are cheating (okay, I made that up, but it sounds about right, doesn't it?). So, why bother being faithful if they're just going to cheat on you anyway? You might as well get a head start and cheat first. It's like the old saying goes: "The best defense is a good offense... of infidelity."
5. Honesty is Overrated
Who needs honesty in a relationship, anyway? It's so... honest. By being unfaithful, you're simply exercising your right to privacy and autonomy. Your partner doesn't need to know about your extracurricular activities, and if they do find out, just blame it on the patriarchy or something. Problem solved!
There you have it, folks – five airtight reasons to ditch the idea of fidelity and live life on your own terms. Remember, being faithful is for the birds; being unfaithful is for the truly enlightened.
