5 Ways To Identify A South African Man
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Loading... - Tajja James Tijani
- 06 Jun 2023
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Master of the "Braai-nastics"
A South African man takes his braai (barbecue) skills very seriously. He can expertly flip boerewors (sausage) with one hand while sipping on his favorite beer with the other. His apron is his superhero cape, and he believes that no food tastes better than something cooked over an open flame.
Fluent in "Bakkie" Language
A South African man has a deep emotional connection with his bakkie (pickup truck). He believes that it possesses magical powers to carry anything and everything, from furniture to his pride. His bakkie is his second home, complete with a mini fridge, a toolbox, and a collection of questionable bumper stickers.
The "Rugby Warrior"
A South African man's passion for rugby is unmatched. He becomes a one-man cheerleading squad during the Rugby World Cup, shouting at the TV screen as if the players can hear him. He knows every rule, statistic, and player's name by heart, and his heart breaks a little whenever the Springboks lose.
Safari Fashionista
When it comes to fashion, a South African man has a unique style that effortlessly blends khaki safari shorts with bright Hawaiian shirts. He firmly believes that this combination is the epitome of coolness, no matter how much it clashes. His closet is filled with safari hats, leather sandals, and a collection of animal-print accessories that he swears bring out his wild side.
The "Biltong Whisperer"
Biltong, the South African dried meat delicacy, holds a special place in a South African man's heart. He can spend hours discussing the perfect cut, marination techniques, and drying times with his fellow biltong enthusiasts. He dreams of opening a biltong shop, where he can share his biltong wisdom with the world and maybe even convince the world to rename jerky as "inferior biltong."
