Are you 'quiet quitting' or just doing your f**king job? Take our quiz
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Loading... - Aadila Panja
- 16 Sep 2022
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‘Quiet quitting’ is the latest bullshit buzzword to sweep the tabloids. So have you started doing the basic minimum at work? Find out with our quiz.
What time do you get to work?
A) I shuffle in ten minutes late looking hungover. It’s happened so often people assume this is my contracted starting time.
B) Two hours before everyone else. That way I look really productive despite only pissing about on social media all morning.
How much work do you do per day?
A) Exactly what needs to be done to prevent me from being fired and nothing more. If the company pays minimum wage they’re going to get minimum effort.
B) As well as performatively completing my own duties, I like to micromanage everyone else’s workload. This impresses colleagues because I am an office junior on my notice period.
