Aw! This Woman Goes to the Bathroom So Much That She Finally Moved There
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Loading... - Isabella Borja
- 31 May 2023
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In a heartwarming tale, Janice, a 24-year-old woman, has taken a significant leap towards realizing her lifelong dream. Yes, after countless visits, she has finally made the decision to reside in the bathroom!
Welcome to your new home, Janice!
Janice has faced challenges due to her small bladder throughout her entire life, frequently interrupting whatever she was engaged in to rush to the restroom. But now, she no longer has to leave!
"The bathroom has always been a cherished destination for me," she shared with the reporters. "I practically considered it my local hangout! I always felt completely at ease there, and I often wondered if it would be possible to make it my permanent residence. Now that I've officially moved in, I've never been happier!"
Janice further revealed that this move has significantly improved her social life as well. "I can't even begin to count the number of times I had to disrupt conversations or outings in search of a bathroom," she explained. "But now, I never have to leave my house, and I have all my friends visit me instead!"
Brilliant!
Janice's friends also expressed their admiration for her unique living arrangement, despite its unconventional nature. "She has really done a splendid job with the decor," commented Janice's friend Ryan. "She has an impressive collection of air fresheners, a squatty potty, and even a bidet. Moreover, there's a gas stove and a flat screen TV in there! The rest of us had to vacate the premises and wait outside whenever someone needed to use the toilet, but apart from that, it was absolutely marvelous!"
Someone should notify Architectural Digest!
"I can't see any reason for me to move elsewhere right now," Janice confidently declared while flushing the toilet. "I believe I have found my forever home, and it feels absolutely incredible! Oops, it seems like we have a clog. Can you guys give me just a moment?"
We eagerly anticipate the housewarming celebration!
