Don't judge a judge by his designation
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- 10 Jun 2022
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Prodhan Biplob, a self-proclaimed judge and a revolutionary by name, was arrested by police in Chapasthan while establishing the veracity of the axiom "Don't judge a judge by his designation".
Backing his deed, Prodhan Biplob told reporters, "I didn't twist any facts. I informed cops that I am an SC (Socialmedia Court) judge, which I really am. Why won't a SocialMedia Court judge enjoy the same facilities as their abbreviationsakes enjoy?"
Police had arrested Prodhan while he was judging people at a street corner, and had sentenced a man to house arrest for the fashion crime of pairing sponge sandals with his three-piece suit.
Claiming more efficiency than Supreme Court Judges, Mr Prodhan Biplob opined, "They have limited working hours, but we work 24/7 a week. We are more brilliant than them because we can judge everything, ranging from a woman's personal attire to Putin's decision, which Supreme Court judges certainly can't and don't judge.
"And unlike them, we don't linger for years to deliver verdicts. It takes at best one to two minutes for us to deliver a verdict."
Defying the claims of police irresponsibility on this matter, Drishtantobihin Ahmed, Jamka Metropolitan Police (JMP) commissioner, said, "This case demonstrates how innocent, gullible and public-friendly Chapastan's cops are. That makes us unique."
Judgemental Friend Association of Chapasthan (JFAC) expressed their concern regarding this matter through a press release.
"Once a judge, always a judge," reads the press release.
Chapasthan Pasher Bashar Auntie Forum (CPAF) also held a press conference in solidarity with Prodhan Biplob. Read More...
