Every Parent's Worst Nightmare: This Child Is Dumb, Mean, And Smells Bad
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- 30 Aug 2022
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When two people have a child, they are filled with hopes and dreams for its future, looking forward to the happy years they’ll spend guiding their little one’s development. But unfortunately, there are times when those hopes are suddenly dashed, like in the case of this poor couple that has endured a shocking tragedy: Sadly, it turns out that their child is dumb, mean, and smells bad.
This is truly every parent’s worst nightmare.
Ben and Michelle Dawson were overjoyed when they first brought their son Mason home from the hospital as an infant, and his toddlerhood went by uneventfully, but unfortunately, the family’s happiness wouldn’t last forever: Around their son’s fifth birthday, Mason’s parents’ lives changed forever as they began to notice that their child was a stinky moron with a terrible personality. “I had imagined Mason could be a teacher, an astronaut, a father, anything he wanted. Nothing could have prepared me for the fact that he walks around all day with a scowl on his dumb face, poking people in the eyes and stinking like old garbage,” said Michelle. “He doesn’t say any words other than ‘Huh?’ and ‘Shut up.” I bathe him every night, but nothing gets rid of the manure smell. They say parenthood is always hard, but I wouldn’t wish this pain on anyone.”
Wow. If your child isn’t dumb, mean, or smelly, it’s probably time you count your blessings.
The pain has only increased for the Dawson family as they have watched Mason’s peers grow into curious, kind, successful, sweet-scented elementary schoolers, while he remains a nasty, foul-odored halfwit. Read More...
