Everything You've Ever Clicked On Has Led You To This Moment: One Mango
Ever since you first had access to the internet, you have spent untold hours clicking—on Google search results, on social media profiles, on pornographic videos, on whatever you could reach with your little cursor. You have clicked on countless things, and all those years of navigating the web have finally brought you here: to this one page, to this one moment. To this mango.
Here is the mango. Here is the literal fruit of your long and winding journey through the World Wide Web!
There was a day, many many years ago now, when you made contact with the Internet for the very first time. You may have watched a 3D animation of a dancing baby on AOL, or gawked at the crude penis drawings on PerezHilton late one night at a sleepover, or dug up a shocking post from a popular kid’s Myspace where they claimed to have had sex in the stairwell by the gym at school. Whatever it was, you set off a powerful butterfly effect in that moment which has led you day by day, year by year, to this very url on ClickHole.com, where an image called “Mango isolated on a white background stock photo” was waiting for you.
There is no way you could have fathomed, back when you were joining a Facebook group called “I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf,” that your action at that time would lead, one day in the distant future, to this mango. But the tiniest “refresh” or “close tab” can have a grand effect on our sensitive and chaotic universe, and it was those very clicks and retweets and prank calls on Omegle that resulted in the juicy stone fruit you see before you now.
Given the untold trillions of pages on the internet you could’ve ended up on today, the statistical improbability of you navigating to this URL is so staggering, so beyond what the human mind can fathom, that it can really only be understood as fate. Read More...