Five surprising benefits of being an unlikeable twat
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Loading... - Diane Hunter
- 02 Mar 2023
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Everyone hates a disagreeable arsehole, but it’s far from all bad. These are the surprising benefits people rarely discuss:
You’ll save loads of money
While the popular piss away their hard-earned cash on pints and presents for friends and family, you’re cleaning up. All your money is for you. You can pile it up on the living room carpet and sleep on it like Smaug, completely untroubled by the cost of living crisis.
Wave goodbye to small talk
Who likes hearing about other people’s weird dreams, fun weekends or work gripes? Nobody. And if you’re a repellent bellend 24-7, you’ll never have to. You’ll be left in peace while they take their boring bullshit to someone who’s a ‘good listener’, with your matchless internal monologue going uninterrupted.
More time for you
The friendly and gregarious waft through life buoyed up by love and support, but do they have enough spare time to paint a squad of Warhammer Ork Boyz? No. They’re out, or on the phone to their sister. Rude, avoided bastards, conversely, are free to dedicate their lives to what they enjoy, so long as these hobbies don’t involve other people or sex. Read More…
