How John attended his Own funeral
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Loading... - Jessica Strobi
- 09 May 2023
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Are you tired of the same old funeral rituals? Do you want to add a little humor to your final farewell? Well, I have a story for you. A funny story of how you can attend your own burial.
The Story of John
John was a man who loved to make people laugh. He was always the life of the party and never took himself too seriously. So, it was no surprise that even in death, he wanted to make his loved ones chuckle.
Before John passed away, he came up with a unique plan. He wanted to attend his own burial. Yes, you read that right. He wanted to attend his own burial.
How John Pulled It Off
John's plan was simple yet ingenious. He instructed his family to hire an actor to play him at the funeral. The actor was to wear a mask that looked like John and sit in the front row of the church during the service.
The plan was foolproof. Nobody would suspect a thing. Or so they thought.
As the funeral service began, the actor sat in the front row, looking solemn and respectful. However, as the service went on, things started to get a little strange. The actor began to fidget and squirm in his seat. He even started to scratch his nose, something John was notorious for doing during serious moments.
As the priest began to give his eulogy, the actor couldn't hold it in anymore. He burst out laughing, causing everyone in the church to turn and stare at him. The actor tried to regain his composure, but it was too late. The damage had been done.
The Aftermath
As you can imagine, John's family was mortified. They couldn't believe what had just happened. But as they looked at the actor, they couldn't help but see John's mischievous grin behind the mask.
Despite the initial shock, John's family eventually saw the humor in the situation. They realized that John had given them one last gift. A memory that they would never forget.
How You Can Attend Your Own Burial
Now, I'm not suggesting that you pull the same prank as John. But his story does raise an interesting question. How can you attend your own burial?
Well, there are a few options. You could write a letter to be read at your funeral. Or you could pre-record a video message to be played during the service.
But if you're feeling a little more adventurous, you could always pull a John and hire an actor to play you at the funeral. Just make sure they don't have a case of the giggles.
