How to Spice Things Up in Bed by Accidentally Scratching Him With Your One Long Toenail
Every relationship could benefit from shaking things up in between the sheets. Whether you just started dating or are in it for the long haul, things can easily get dull—that is, until your alarmingly sharp, exceptionally long toenail enters the mix. Here are some spicy tips that’ll leave him utterly speechless and superficially injured.
Build anticipation.
Of course, great foreplay begins before you even reach the bedroom. Build up to the big event by shooting him spicy texts throughout the workday. Once you’re off the clock, take your sweet time getting home, making sure to skip that post-work pedicure (not that you ever get those). If you’re really down to play the long game, start abstaining from basic foot grooming weeks in advance. As everyday wear takes its toll, that one toenail that always grows faster than the rest will gradually become whittled into an irregular and dangerous shiv-like shape, ready for action by sexy time. Oof!
Take it off.
Now you’ve arrived at the main event, set the scene with a little striptease before you hop in the sack. Sensually slip off each item of clothing one by one, moving from head to toe. Make sure to really focus on snagging a sock on your weirdly long and sharp toenail, unsheathing your secret weapon. Read More...