How to Stop Faking Orgasms Even Though You Went to Theater Camp
Are you tired of faking it till you make it? Do you find yourself screaming "I'm coming, I'm coming!" in the bedroom, only to be secretly thinking about your next audition? Well, put down the script and take a deep breath, because it's time to ditch the drama and get real about your orgasms.
As a former theater camp attendee, you're no stranger to over-the-top performances. But let's be real, folks – faking orgasms is not only exhausting, but it's also a disservice to yourself and your partner.
Step 1: Identify Your Motivations
Why are you faking it in the first place? Is it to avoid hurting your partner's feelings? To seem more experienced? Or is it because you're secretly hoping to get discovered by a Hollywood talent scout in the midst of a passionate lovemaking session?
Whatever the reason, it's essential to acknowledge that faking orgasms is not a sustainable (or healthy) solution. It's time to confront your motivations and have an honest conversation with yourself and your partner.
Step 2: Communicate with Your Partner
Remember that time you had to improvise a monologue in front of the entire camp? Yeah, this is kind of like that, but instead of pretending to be a tree, you're being honest about your sexual needs.
Communicate with your partner about what you like, what you don't like, and what gets you off. It's okay to say, "Hey, I'm not feeling it tonight," or "Can we try something different?" Your partner wants you to be happy, and honesty is the best policy.
Step 3: Explore Your Own Pleasure
It's time to take center stage and focus on your own pleasure. Experiment with different techniques, toys, and positions to find what works for you. Don't be afraid to take the reins and guide your partner towards your happy place.
And remember, it's okay to not orgasm every time. Sex is about connection, intimacy, and pleasure – not just about reaching a climax.
Step 4: Let Go of the Drama
You don't need to win an Academy Award for Best Orgasmic Performance. Let go of the pressure to fake it, and instead, focus on the journey. Enjoy the ride, and don't worry if you don't reach the finish line every time.
Faking orgasms might have gotten you an A in drama class, but it's not going to get you an A in relationships. It's time to trade in your scripted performances for authentic, raw, and real connections.
So, take a deep breath, put down the script, and let your true self shine. Your partner (and your orgasm) will thank you.