How to treat a job interview like a first date and vice versa
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Loading... - Pamela Anderson
- 16 Aug 2022
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Interviews are much like dates: you put a shitload of work and afterwards they refuse to answer messages. Use these tactics for both:
Arrive early-ish
Getting there late gives a bad impression, but arriving two hours beforehand proves you’re desperate. Breeze in ten minutes early like you just swung by between two far cooler engagements and they’re lucky to have your time.
Laugh hysterically at their jokes
This is the funniest, most interesting conversation you have ever had. You are connecting on so many levels, the fun will never stop, even when you have to see each other every morning for the next ten years. Warning: certain things, like pay offers or expectations of sex acts, may be hilarious but not be a joke.
Put way too much effort into your appearance
You want to dress to impress and be groomed to the gods. In either the job or the relationship you’ll never try this hard or look this good again, but for an hour you can feign that you’re always this presentable.
Watch out for red flags
If they’re calling all their ex-partners or former employees crazy, get the f**k out of there. Also any suggestion you be available every evening and weekend to instantly respond to their texts. Read More…
