I Was A Guest At Kourtney Kardashian's Wedding, Here's What Went Down
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- 11 Apr 2022
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Anne spills all below with an amazing world exclusive!
“It was wild, I couldn’t believe it, it was like a dream” Anne tells her colleagues now.
“Kourtney walked down the aisle to The Simpsons theme tune, and their wedding rings were made out of bone fragments Travis got a doctor to take from both their ribs”.
“Travis crawled down in the aisle in a crab pose to a reworked version of All The Small Things called ‘All The BIG Things’. The Dalai Lama was a ring bearer. I’ll be honest it was a lot to take in, I was just out with my girl crew looking to score some coke”.
“As per Travis’s famously out there and edgy persona he didn’t even wear a suit, he’s so random – his bad boy unconventional ways just never end.”
“Kourtney’s dress was hand stitched and made out entirely out of Travis’s old Vans trainers, so you get the impression this was being planned for a long time.”
“Travis is clearly a romantic guy he wrote his vows on his drum kit, so they were very loud and wordless. Kourtney read hers from a menu, so it was mainly just the food served at Victory Burger & Wings Co.”
“I asked Kourtney if this was a ‘shotgun wedding’ and she said ‘would a pregnant woman do this?’ before running really quickly and jumping on a chair. Then I said ‘yeah, I guess a pregnant woman would do that’, that’s when she said ‘ok, would a pregnant woman do this?’ and she downed a litre of gin which was made from Travis’s blood and I was like ‘probably not'”.
“The wedding was nearly stopped when security removed Kris who was trying to break it up because there were no cameras filling the ceremony. I couldn’t make out what she was saying because security put a bag over her head before sending her to a CIA black site to cool off but it sounded like she said ‘at least film the wedding night, we can get the Kim deal’.” Read More…
