I will reign with an iron fist, says Camilla
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- 09 Feb 2022
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Camilla, who is was confirmed yesterday will be Queen Camilla, will introduce tyrannical measures including curfews, the end of free press and the abolition of parliament to come into force immediately she ascends to the throne,
She said: “Charles in charge? Please. I have played the long game, but my reign of terror will be brutal.
“I shall take the monarchy back to the blissful time when it could launch an armada on a whim. All men will be conscripted to battle for the crown and win back our Empire.
“Every home must salute a framed painting of me each morning. Anyone found with photos, souvenir supplements or mugs of his first wife will be shot. All those who bought Goodbye England’s Rose will be transported to the British Antarctic Territory.
“Public beheadings will make a comeback. I will be given countries for my birthday. I will rename the potato the Camilla nightshade. Read More…
