Man Granted Conditional Approval From Bank Of Mum & Dad To Go And Get Fucked
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- 22 Mar 2023
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A prospective homebuyer from our town’s north has been laughed at this afternoon by his own parents after he asked them if they could perhaps gift him hundreds of thousands of dollars so he could put a deposit down on a proper French Quarter shitbox.
He thought it was worth a shot but ultimately, Shaun Daleford told our reporters that he wishes he never made the call.
“Oh man,” he said.
“My Dad absolutely roasted me.”
The 34-year-old systems analyst at a prominent logistics company can see the funny side of the exchange now, which was punctuated by the machine gun laugh of his aging father.
“Dad was like, ‘Have you been drinking, son? In what fucking world, on what fucking planet do you think we have the capacity to do that? Mate, we’d be hard-pressed to guarantee anything. Our house is worth fuck all as it is. No cunt wants to live in Betoota Heights. It’s worth $300,000. On a good day. To a stupid cunt,”
His father continued.
“You’ve got your mother in stitches. She’s still working. I’m still working. Mate, I’m so old, I bought Dark Side Of The Moon with my own money. In London,” he said. Read More…
