Man's luck in as girlfriend's vibrator out of batteries
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- 02 May 2023
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A LUCKY man has scored his first shag in months after his girlfriend discovered there were no AAA batteries left in the drawer.
Lauren Hewitt was planning to deal with her horniness in her usual manner when she powered up her trusty tool only to find it buzzing weakly and with no backup available. She said: “Once the panic subsided, I found myself eyeing up my electric toothbrush but put off by hygiene implactions. Then I thought to myself: why not?
“I plucked up the courage and kissed him with the grim resignation of a soldier going over the top at the Somme. He was trembling with excitement like a dog that hears its owner say ‘walk’. “Did it work? Not really. Initially I was pleasantly surprised and then moments later it was over. I should have used the ones from the TV remote.”
Boyfriend Ryan Whittaker said: “What brought that on I don’t know – I have bought a new T-shirt, maybe that – but it was very welcome and mutually satisfying. I wouldn’t rule out doing it again this week. “Though there was less post-coital cuddling than I expected. She was straight on her phone ordering batteries off Amazon Prime.” Read More…
