Nice! Progressive Couple Splits the Bill by Leaving the Restaurant Without Paying
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- 30 May 2023
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Penelope, a 27-year-old woman, reveals the unspoken rituals involved in a first date. Traditionally, she always offers to contribute her share of the bill, but if her date actually accepts, she considers it a negative sign and refuses to go on a second date with them. However, she recently encountered an exception to this rule when her date took her up on her offer to split the bill, but with a twist - he engaged in a "dine and dash" maneuver.
How progressive!
Penelope disclosed to reporters, "I'm typically not inclined to split the bill with a guy on the first date. However, when he suggested that both of us pay nothing, I was intrigued. Now, we've skipped the second date entirely and embarked on a thrilling journey of evading the authorities together."
Penelope confesses that the adrenaline rush of engaging in deceitful behavior was somewhat romantic, and she appreciated that her date saw her as an equal partner capable of executing an escape through a bathroom window while skillfully eluding their dejected-looking waiter, who reluctantly pursued them down the street.
Indeed, we admire a man who actively challenges toxic masculinity!
Close sources to Penelope reveal that she has always desired to be treated like a princess by her romantic interests. In this unusual case, she is experiencing it in the form of attempting to remain incognito in public.
"It's exhilarating," Penelope exclaimed. "Furthermore, I've never felt more cared for. He never allows me to pay for anything, and he refrains from paying as well. This saves us money that we can potentially use for other things later on! He views us as true partners in crime, which I find incredibly refreshing. We are constructing an empire together."
According to insiders, this so-called "empire" is built on a foundation of crime, and Penelope and her date are now unwelcome at any establishment.
In addition to never letting her pay, Penelope mentions that her date displays exceptional chivalry.
"After we swiped a few mobile-order coffees, he even held the door open for me. Such a gentleman! We even have adorable nicknames for each other: John and Theresa - the names written on the stolen coffees! We've decided these will serve as our alter egos if we ever need to assume fake identities and flee the country."
Ah, now that exemplifies a true partnership based on equality!
At the time of publication, Penelope and her date were finally apprehended while attempting to dine and dash at a restaurant. Left with an exorbitant bill, Penelope's date swiftly informed her that he had "accidentally left his wallet at home" and requested her to cover the expense just this once. He reassured her that he would "definitely Venmo her for his portion later."
