QUIZ: Will This Handful of Chocolate Chips Satisfy You or Are You Ready to Be Honest?
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- 17 Feb 2023
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When you’ve finished lunch and are craving a sweet treat, it can be tempting to opt for a loose scoop of chocolate chips, the type of snack that makes you feel like a self-control savant. But is that really what you want? Take this quiz to find out if a small handful of chocolate chips will satisfy your sweet tooth, or if you’re ready to be fully honest with yourself.
How hungry are you?
- Not hungry at all! In fact, I wouldn’t have eaten anything, but these chocolate chips are just lying on the table, so…
- Starving. I seek a snack to dull the deep pain in my stomach, and luckily there are ten chocolate chips within reach! They will certainly be enough, and I will be happy I ate them.
Has a handful of chocolate chips ever satisfied you in the past?
- Yes! It’s the perfect sweet addition to my day.
- No, but this feels irrelevant.
Is eating a handful of chocolate chips as a snack a thinly-veiled attempt to regain agency in a life that is otherwise spiraling out of control?
- Nope! I feel generally good, and would feel even better with five miniscule chunks of chocolate in my tummy.
- Hahahahaha! No! Not at all! Nuh-uh. No sir-ee. Not me! I feel good, and I cry the normal amount!
Cut the shit. We’re here. You’re here. No one is watching. Be honest.
- I am being honest!
- Okay fine…it’s a thinly-veiled attempt to regain agency in a life that is otherwise spiraling out of control.
Are you a mouse or a small rodent?
- Mmhm! I love to skitter and scamper.
- What? No? I’m a human person. What kind of question is this? Read More…
