Scary: Chamo discovers wedding dresses on his girlfriend's Pinterest
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Loading... - Jayden Moore
- 06 Feb 2023
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After a typical night together watching Netflix, ordering delivery and arguing over “who is that bitch?”, the young Juan David Briceño, 27-year-old e̶s̶c̶l̶a̶v̶o̶ ̶d̶e̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶n̶c̶i̶a̶ community manager, had the misfortune to witness something even worse than Diosdado in boxer. During hours of the early morning he was a fateful witness of his girlfriend, Stephany, looking for wedding dresses on pinterest, a situation that lowered his blood pressure, almost caused him a heart attack and kept him up all night.
Desperate to find someone to vent to about this horrifying situation, Juan David approached our intern to tell him about the chilling event: “I couldn't sleep because the $1 hamburgers gave me hellish gastritis and that's why I caught Estefany in the middle at dawn, who calls herself 'cuchurrumí' with a demonic smile looking for wedding dresses on Pinterest. Boy, what I am is 27 years old, that's a child marriage, and incidentally have children?, how the hell am I going to spend the money to buy Ultimate packages in FIFA? Impossible. Now I have to find a way to resolve this situation, but it can't be talking like we're adults, how the hell can I tell Stefani that I don't want to marry her? She would break his heart into a thousand pieces. Read More…
