Strip Club Owner Bans 'Pour Some Sugar On Me"
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- 08 Mar 2023
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The owner of a strip club in, yes, you guessed it... Florida, has heard the Def Leppard hit, Pour Some Sugar On Me, one too many times, and has officially banned the song from being played by any of the strippers in his club—no matter how hot they are. With one exception.
"Yep, that's it," said the cigar chomping owner, Frankie Stickybills. "If I hear that freakin' song even one more time, I'm gonna put my head through the fricken speakers."
Indeed, Mr. Stickybills estimates that he has heard the song somewhere between 'many many thousands and many many millions of times.' And although his math may have been fuzzy, he said he sure couldn't forget the best stripper routine he ever saw to the song, back in February 1997.
"And if Purple Velvet Panties ever walks through that backdoor by the dumpster again, I'd sure as hell let her play that song. The things she could do with her *%$&*@! were beyond anything i've ever seen. But only her. Otherwise—NO MORE P-S-S-O-M ALLOWED!!"
Mr. Stickybills is so fed up with the song, that he is now petitioning the Southern Union of Southwestern Florida Strippers, SUSFS, to 'put this song in the hall of fame of stripper songs, and mercifully let it die.'
And, upon a quick survey of those in attendance of Mr. Stickybill's establishment, most agreed, let the song die. Read More…
