The six days of your life you'll never want to live again
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Loading... - Frank Anim
- 09 Aug 2022
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From being born to turning 40, life is littered with horrible experiences. Here are six you’ll be glad you only have to suffer once:
The first day at school
Up until now your fledgling existence has consisted of being doted on by your mum and watching telly. Not any more. Out of the blue you’ve been abandoned with a bunch of strangers determined to make you learn things. The worst part is when they break it to you that you’re stuck in this living hell by law until you’re at least 16.
Finding out Father Christmas isn’t real
Christmas has been the most magical experience ever but now you’re seven and the secret’s out: it’s all a load of bollocks. No mystical bearded benefactor in a red coat, no Rudolph, just some shite about celebrating a random baby boy being born two thousand-odd years ago. And what else have they lied to you about? The trust is gone and Christmas is f**ked. Read More...
