Win an evening round Johnny Depp's gaff!
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Loading... - Penelope Reynolds
- 28 Apr 2022
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Yes, you could share the thrilling lifestyle of a 58-year-old who still takes MDMA, drinks far too much and blacks out while eating ice-cream out of the carton.
The star of movies like Edward Scissorhands and Pirates of the Caribbean, both of which came out some years ago, invites you to hang out with him in his penthouse apartment while he has a screaming argument with his ex-wife.
You’ll feel deeply uncomfortable by an infinity pool with a view over Los Angeles as the actor continues a long, expletive-laden disagreement with his former partner over the phone as if you’re not even there!
And even when Johnny is off the phone he’ll entertain you by reading truly horrible texts from Paul Bettany revealing the two share a violent fantasy life that you simply want no part of.
By the time he’s lit a massive spliff, fallen over a chair, kicked it into the pool, called you by the wrong name and asked if it was you who shit in the bed, you’ll be begging for a limo home! Read More…
