Woman Leaving for Trip Makes Sure Room Is Clean Enough That She Wouldn’t Be Embarrassed if She Died
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- 16 Aug 2024
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In a bizarre display of dedication to cleanliness, a local woman has taken her pre-trip preparations to a whole new level. As she prepares to embark on a week-long vacation, she has ensured that her room is spotless – not just for the sake of tidiness, but for the sake of her own mortality.
The woman's friends and family report that she spent hours scrubbing every inch of her room, dusting off cobwebs, and reorganizing her bookshelf by author and color. Her usually cluttered desk now sparkles like a showroom floor, and her laundry is so fresh it practically glows.
But what drove this woman to such extremes of cleanliness? According to sources close to her, it was a recent episode of "Hoarders" that sparked her cleaning frenzy. "She saw that one lady's house, and she was like, 'Oh, I'm basically that lady, but with more dust bunnies,'" a friend revealed. "She didn't want to leave behind a room that would make her loved ones weep with shame."
As she packed her bags and double-checked her room for any stray socks or forgotten receipts, her roommate couldn't help but wonder if she was taking things a bit too far. "I mean, I get it, she wants to be tidy, but dying on vacation is, like, a 1% chance, right? And what about the 99% chance she comes back and has to live in this spotless room? It's like, hello, personality, where art thou?"
But the woman remains resolute in her quest for cleanliness. "You can never be too prepared for the unexpected," she said. "And if I do happen to meet my maker on this trip, at least my room will be Instagram-worthy."
As she departs for her vacation, her friends and family can't help but wonder: will she return to a room that's still spotless, or will she come back to a space that's been ravaged by the messiness of everyday life? Only time will tell.
