7 pricks with ambitious careers and how it would suck to date them
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- 14 Jun 2023
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Fifteen minutes into the date and you've already been informed about their complete job title and salary? It won't improve with these individuals:
1. Urban scoundrel
Essentially an extraterrestrial visitor from an alternate financial dimension, deliberating whether to grant you entry into their realm of affluence. They will cover all expenses with the explicit understanding that you are merely on lease. They will discard you when you haven't seen each other for six weeks, and your relationship will be as genuine as those formed in a schoolyard.
3. Educational leader
Monarchs of their miniature realms, headteachers despise having their authority questioned. She will select the restaurant, and the wine, and even dictate the intimate positions, interrupting you in an uncomfortably familiar manner. You'll feel compelled to raise your hand to request a restroom break.
3. Charitable executive
Imagine meeting her after work when you spent a day taking care of your mental well-being by playing GTA Online, while she was busy saving countless children in Darfur. While she allocates a significant portion of her salary to charitable causes through automatic deductions, you subscribe to six OnlyFans accounts.
4. Clergy member
When you marry a clergy member, you're essentially marrying God, and that becomes evident from the very first date. God is figuratively present, scrutinizing you at the table for wearing a red bra. Moreover, there's no opportunity for a trial run, so you're taking a gamble on a clergy member being skillful in bed, although the odds seem unfavorable.
5. Aviator
Essentially, he will never be home; it's an inherent aspect of his profession. You'll only see him if he happens to be flying the Budapest-Eger route, in which case he would be a pitifully inadequate pilot and an unpleasant person to live with, even the dog would be dismissed by him.
6. Physician
Men cannot relax on a date with someone who could stimulate their prostate at any given moment. Likewise, women cannot fully enjoy intimacy with a partner who is overly familiar with female anatomy, leading to a weary exhalation. This explains why most doctors are single and engaged in dominant-submissive relationships with their receptionists.
7. Politician
You can never trust them; a straightforward response is an elusive concept. They never shoulder any expenses, habitually shifting blame to others for any mishaps, and you'll end up being involved with a member of the party. so let's face it, nobody is engaging in a relationship with a Liberal Democrat.
