Sex-Related Injuries That Could Send You To The Hospital
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- 03 Mar 2023
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Making love can often be far more dangerous than expected. The Onion examines sex-related injuries that could send you to the hospital.
Joining The Mile High Club And The Plane Crashes
Ouch!
Orgasming
Though quite a serious condition, especially in women, if one’s body begins to spasm with pleasure, seek medical attention immediately.
Choking On A Hot Dog During Your Mid-Intercourse Hot Dog Break
While it’s important to stop intercourse frequently for short snack breaks, if you get a hot dog lodged in your windpipe, doctors recommend you pause fornication and seek medical attention immediately.
Necking In Your Car Up On Make-Out Point When The Killer Begins Stabbing You From The Backseat
If you’re lucky enough to be the sole survivor of the melee, try to get to a hospital, but be warned: The police are going to have some questions. Read More…
