Six Tips For Dating A Spanish Woman
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Loading... - John Fraser
- 02 Jun 2022
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Killer dance moves. Delicious food. Abundant curves and passion. What’s not to love about the Spanish female? Not much, and we’re here to guide you through the ins and outs of romancing these notoriously beautiful and fiery women.
1. Respect the family ties, ‘cause they run deep. Her familia is a huge part of her life. Join her in loud n’ lively family gatherings running late into the evening hours, and they may reward you with the tantalizing flavors of paella or tigres washed down with a glass of Tempranillo or three. Flatter her mama by complimenting her dress and show up at the door with a gift of flowers. Get in with her brothers by breaking out your limited football know-how and prepare to be schooled.
2. Brace yourself for her intense passion for… everything. Spanish ladies aren’t exactly known for moderation, and relationships are no exception. There is very little casual dating in Spain, so if she does let you in, you can trust that it’s serious. Expect to phone her many times a day, to participate in lengthy discussions and to offer your time, mind and body all-in. And the fighting? Forgetaboutit. You may as well go ahead and decide right this minute that you are wrong. Wrong about what, you may ask? Oh, you know, just EVERYTHING you will ever disagree with your Spanish girl about. Because hell hath no fury like an angry Spanish woman, and trust us, you’ll just want to go ahead and wave that white flag now.
3. Say good-bye to punctuality. All that passion is going to get in the way of being on time to anything, ever. Punctuality is a foreign concept to that new lovely lady of yours, so kick up your heels and turn up a Cervezas Moritz, cause it’s gonna be awhile. The wait, however, will be totally worth is as your lady emerges from her cave of beauty looking ravishing in her red lipstick and hip-hugging outfit. Read More…
