How Many Of These Harebrained Schemes To Save Your Parents’ Failing Marriage Have You Tried?
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- 09 Mar 2023
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Your parents’ relationship is falling apart, and you’d do anything to keep them together. How many of these harebrained schemes to save their failing marriage have you dreamt up?
Check off all of the harebrained schemes to save your parents' failing marriage that you're tried:
1. Buying them a 30-year-old dogeared copy of the Kama Sutra at a used bookstore for $7.
2. Slipping $20 into their marriage counselor’s shirt pocket, patting it, and whispering, “Make them kiss” in a threatening tone.
3. Forcing them to play a game of Boggle at gunpoint.
4. Replacing their toilet with one that only works if they both use it at the same time.
5. Reminding them of how bummed God will be if they break the sacred vow they took in front of Him.
6. Hiring a hypnotist to hypnotize your dad into thinking your mom has big mommy milkers.
