I Believe That This Crystal Is Deodorant, And That’s Enough
If you are still using "normal" deodorant, I have some advice for you. I believe that this crystal is deodorant. Enough said. To begin, are you serious? You continue to apply that to your body? Have you heard about how sweat pores function? Wow. I'm sorry, but I just can't believe that people continue to do that. Sure, if you enjoy self-destruction and acting against your own best interests. But in contrast: no. You ask, "What is this?" Is it not my crystal? It works like deodorant if I rub it on my armpits, but without the toxicity and negativity that other people use on their pits every day. My deodorant is life-affirming and natural. It is a rock as well. Take care of it.
Perhaps you are one of those people who would like evidence that this crystal is effective as a deodorant. But here is the problem: I do not owe you evidence. This crystal looks like deodorant to me. Additionally, my belief is that our beliefs shape our reality. Therefore, I believe this crystal functions as a deodorant. Intention alone is sufficient. The tale is over. Don't come near me if you don't like it. That level of energy is not necessary for my life.
Therefore, all I can say to my coworkers when they look around and wonder what that smell is is that it is undoubtedly not me. Concerning deodorant, I'm covered. All is well because I applied that crystal to my armpits this morning. It has to be them. It's interesting that even though they stuffed all those toxins into their pores to stop it, they still have breakthrough odor. So, deodorant probably doesn't work and is bad for you. Huh.
Is that linen-fresh death bomb still yours? I don't, however. I just know what's best for me, and that is to think that rubbing a crystal into my pits is like applying deodorant. I am acting appropriately. The device functions. That suffices.
Even though I won't force you to try this crystal deodorant, you should definitely give it a shot at some point. You can even borrow one of my stones from me. After using it for a week, tell me if you haven't noticed an improvement in your energy, spiritual awareness, and smell.
Just keep in mind: It is entirely your fault if you have not.